The time I ran and my foreskin swelled up like a massive balloon

So I went running last winter and I was testing these new running shorts on.

They were comfy and dandy.

I went running for about an hour from my home to my parents house.

I noticed my pp felt a little warm at first but I carried on running anyway.

But because it was so cold my foreskin was rubbing against the side of my underwear.

The cold numbed any friction burn pain and when I eventually got to my parents house I went for a pee.

My foreskin was as swollen as this slow mo guys balloon image and it looked almost exactly like it:

A man sitting in the center of a black trampoline with his body completely encased inside a massive, water-filled orange giant balloon, with only his head sticking out.

Because the swollen mass was so thick I had to pee in 5 separate streams like a strange kaleidoscope of piss acrobatics.

And yea my family said and I quote who the fucks been pissing on the floor.

Moral of the story is always be sure to check your foreskin before going for a run and don't run in -1c or you'll not feel the friction pain.

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